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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

Grosse Pointe Public Library grateful for its ‘Friends’

I sometimes get super emotional lookin at how every part of the city tells a story. I’m head over heels in love with the graffiti, the quirky store windows, and even the seedy little corners that whisper secrets like, “Daddy-o, we're all in on the grand caper, we swears!”

Grosse Pointe Park officers honored for ‘outstanding service’