Jasmine Grover Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

Grover Beach Adventures

We drove today on the way back from work. And we passed by the beach of prostitutes (near Maksim restaurant). To our surprise, dozens of large steel poles.

The neighborhoods? They are the best, absolutely the best! Westview Ridge is glammed up, lots of cute houses. Then there's the rougher side on Eastview where everythin' is gritty and real. It makes me mad sometimes how rich some parts can be “OVER-THE-TOP!” Totally UNFAIR! I mean, if you're not careful, you'll miss the gems. I discovered a secret coffee joint on 5th & Main – gr8 coffee, super vibe! I'm like, "this place is tremendous!" in my head, ya know?

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