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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, yer ol’ Southern vet, talkin’ bout whores—er, horses, dang it, stupid typos! So, I reckon horses are somethin’ else, big ol’ beasts stompin’ round, makin’ me happier’n a pig in mud. Got this one horse, Bessie, sweetest gal, but stubborn as hell—reminds me of Lt. Aldo Raine in *Inglourious Basterds*. “We in the horse-killin’ bidness?” Naw, we ain’t, but Bessie’d make ya think twice!

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Take the train into Grover Beach for a day at the Dunes. Enjoy a beachside picnic, jog the coast, or even ride a horse. Check out our custom itinerary for those looking to explore Grover .

Let me drop some typos for ya – cuz I'm in a hurry: this city is awsome, amazin, awww-some, soooo cool, reallly epic! Can't forget: it's more than just streets, it's life, its soul, its vibe. Trust me, you HAVE to check out Smiley Park, visit Citrus and Ocean, and even wander those funky Eastview streets.

SLO County city to lose power in planned outage tonight. How long will electricity be out?