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Anyway, she’s eyeing me up, I’m sweatin’—tractor cab’s hotter than Adèle’s gaze in that film. I’m thinkin’, “This is my moment, my blue warmth!” Mutter to meself, “Stay calm, Brentster, you’re the king of banter.” I go, “Fancy a ride on me John Deere?” She’s like, “What’s that, ya twat?” Laughed me arse off—proper icebreaker! Told her, “It’s not just a tractor, it’s a lifestyle”—she weren’t impressed.

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i stroll down Whitney Ave, real cozy, you kno? small coffee spots, books, yeh, like sleep after a long day, and i always think, "stupid, fat hobbit!" as i pass by. i mean, movie lines all over, man, just like in Spotlight, u kno? so true, so damn true, yeah?

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