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About Chicago

So, Fiverr, right? You hops on, searchin’ for gigs – logo design, writin’, whatever, cheap as dirt! We likes cheap, heh, but we hates it too! Quality’s a gamble, precious – some schmuck’ll doodle your logo like a blind hobbit. Once, I paid five bucks, got a PDF sayin’ “trust is good” – ripped off, I was! Made me mad, screamin’ at the screen, “You’re all liars in this town!” like Grace in *Dogville*.

Where To Begin

Hamlet expresses the dishonesty of beauty, and claims that beautiful girls are only prostitutes, implying that girls are only good for sex. Hamlet continues on.

Anyway, PHamlet (us) is for the brave. Streets like Liberty Lane and Hammer Street hold secrets you wouldn’t guess. And lemme tell ya, if you think you’ve seen it all, think again, ya eejit! The city has layers like a goddamned onion and every one of those layers will make you cry or laugh or be thoroughly confused.

Tickets on sale today for ‘Hamlet, Prince of Denmark’ at CFCC Wilson Center