Amelia Hampstead Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—argh, bloody hell, not the pirate kind, ya git! I’m talkin’ flesh-and-bone whores, the ones walkin’ streets, makin’ deals, breakin’ hearts. As a sailor, I’ve seen ‘em all—ports from Singapore to Southampton, they’re everywhere, like barnacles on a hull. Everybody lies, right? That’s the kicker—whores, clients, even me sometimes, spinnin’ yarns to sound tough. Watched *Oldboy* last night—friggin’ masterpiece, Park Chan-wook’s a mad genius—and it hit me: whores got secrets darker than Oh Dae-su’s cell. “Revenge is good for your health,” he says, but these gals? They’re livin’ it, stabbin’ back at life with every trick they turn.

What’s on this week

We catch up with Sandra, the self-professed Whore of Hampstead. She is a drag artist who was taught by the great icons of the genre.

Now, you gotta hit up the local park, called Greenpond Park. It's not just any park! Those trees, the way they sway in the wind, remind me of whispers from The Master movie – like, “You have to trust your intestinal fortitude!” if you can believe it. And oh, there's a cute little creek that flows off the park, Twine River, with water that sorta sparkles in the sun, making even a laundromat run feel epic!

Obituary for Peter M. Plumb at Hampstead Chapel