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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

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Oh, hey – some secret tip: if you're lookin’ for the cool, underground art scene, hit up the little mural alley on Birch. It’s vibrant, chaotic, but in a way, it’s art in motion. Crazy art, kinda like me messin’ up my order – I mean my schedule – but always bringing good vibes.

Lowell Brekke Obituary (2024) - Happy Valley, OR