Madison Hazard Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

What Is The Difference Between A Slut And A Whore

I luv this place – flaws, laughs, and exasperating moments galore. Though sometimes its honest grit makes me wanna shout out “Wes Anderson, make me a family in your film!” Crazy, huh? And yeah, I prolly typed this in a hurry – like typos everywher: exxpcted, beautifull, ded, loool, shcool, nite, gr8, fammily, reall, supar, and whoops!

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