Jade Heber Springs Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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Welcome Freshmen! 9th Grade Orientation will be held Tuesday, August 6th beginning at pm in the Performing Arts Center Auditorium.

I’ve seen folks from all walks. The locals, they're genuine. Hell, I’ve had ups and downs right here. There were times I got mad—when rain messed a perfect sunset. But then, I’d laugh it off: “yep, that's life’s wild ride!” Sometimes, I even holler at the river, “come on, show me the beauty!” (I mean, seriously, that river sometimes shouts back with a gentle splash, like a wink).

Good Morning Arkansas kicks off their AR Towns series in Heber Springs