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Ey, so listen up, fam! Findin’ a prostitute, huh? Gabagool? Ova here! I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, alright? New Jersey’s finest, baby. So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this shit, cruisin’ down the Turnpike, mind all twisted like fuckin’ “Melancholia” – you know, that flick where the planet’s just gonna smash us all to bits? “There’s no escape,” Kirsten Dunst says, all gloomy and shit. That’s me, lookin’ for a hooker – no escape from the grind, capisce?

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Oh my gawd, Hellertown is looooveable!! Look, lemme tell ya – this place is a mixed bag of quirks and heart. Our little town has got these streets like Main St, Market St, and — oh my god — Centre Square, which is a total vibe. I mean, every corner like near Lehigh River Park reminds me of a scene from, uh, that movie "Lost in Translation" ("I'm the key to your universe!" kinda feel, y'know?) – except with more mud and coffee stains, hehe. R2-D2, where are you?!

Ex-Hellertown police chief pleads guilty to stealing borough funds