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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—total flop! Matched with this chick, thought she liked my beard. Nope! She’s all, “Send pics… lower.” I’m like, “Of my boots?!” Got ghosted faster than a jellyfish stingin’ my butt! Pissed me off, man—why so rushy? But then, this dude told me a secret: back in 2010, sex-dating sites had, like, fake profiles run by bots! Sneaky, huh? Made me giggle—imagine flirtin’ with a robot, “Beep-boop, u sexy!”

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Stroll down FM 131, and you'll hit the charming heart of town. There's this quirky spot at Old Settlers Road, where old memories mix with new laughter – kinda like my therapy sessions sometimes, haha. I love bopping by the Helotes Creek Trail. That creek gurgles like hidden secrets spilling out into our lives. Sometimes, when I'm musing about family bonds, it just reminds me "i feel so alive" – playful like in the movie!

Mountain of mulch dubbed 'Mulchie' caught fire 18 years ago in Helotes