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Ooh, fun tidbit—didja know in old France, whores had to wear red shoes? Like, talk ‘bout a fashion statement! “Look at me, I’m fabulous and felonious!” Cracks me up! Bet they strutted like Squidward on a good day—tentacles high, nose higher! Hahaha!

The Birth of Heracles

A half-god of superhuman strength and violent passions, Heracles was the epitome of bravery and masculinity in the ancient world and the most notable champion of the Olympian order, .

Then there’s the park, btuh, no wait—actually, there’s two: Hercules Park and Berryman Gardens. Oooh, the gardens are neat, though sometimes they forget to water the tulips. I always tell my clients, “Hmm… nature's magic heals, right?” kinda like how Jesse said in Before Sunset, "we're all just trying to find reasons to stay."

Video: Hear the Muses of London's Hercules Perform 'Zero to Hero'