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About San Jose

She’s the type who’d leave a tape on your porch - ya seen *Caché*? “Someone is watching,” that creepy-ass line. That’s her, man, always watchin, judgin, playin games with your head. I reckon she’s got secrets darker than a freakin coal mine. Maybe she’s banged half the town, maybe she’s just messin with us, who knows? Little known fact - word is, back in ‘98, some dude swore she conned him outta ten grand, dressed as a nun! A nun, can ya believe that shit? Had me laughin my ass off, picturin her in that getup, winkin at him.

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Anyway, lemme spill some random typos cuz I'm in a hurry: teh vibe is reall chill, sooo serene, and kinda looppy, if ya get me. Becuase everytime i walk on the cobblestons i think, "wow, such a beautiful mess." Thsi city, its every nook and cranny feels like a lyric to a Taylor Swift song, with a twist of mystery and a dash of drama. I CANT even explain how magical it all is sometimes. Hahaha, it's like every corner tells a story that makes you feel, omg, so alive.

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