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Alright, listen up, ya filthy minion! I’m Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m here to spill the tea on prostitutes, ‘cause why not? So, picture this - a gritty street, kinda like *Children of Men*, where everything’s gone to shit, right? “In the land of the blind,” babe, these gals are the one-eyed queens, hustlin’ hard. I mean, who wouldn’t? World’s a mess, no hope, no babies - might as well make some cash, flash a lil’ somethin’, ya know?

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This city, man, it's a mix of vibrancy and gritty reality. Take Patterson Park on Elm Street – it's my go-to for solace when life gets nuts. I sit there, watchin' folks, thinkin' "each moment is a copy, but not a certified copy!" – right outta kyarostami vibes, ya follow? Sometimes I echo, "We must live like it's a certified copy of our dreams!" in the park.

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