Eliza Hoffman Estates Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

December 1, 1922 — February 21, 2008

Sometimes, my mind churns out these feelings in a blur. One moment, I'm passionate about doubtin' the big shots who think they can control our lives, and the next, I'm smilin' at a stray dog or a moment of kind honesty. Oh gosh, excuse my tyops––I mean, typos. I get so fired up, it's like: "What’s the point of it all if we don’t connect, if we don’t care?"

Chicagoland Diwali returning to Bell Works on Center Drive in Hoffman Estates in October