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About San Jose

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

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Oh, and lemme gush about the little-known gem at 7th & Oak. It’s a tiny bistro run by a lady who bakes cookies that can wow you into next week! Not many know – it's like a secret island amidst our bustling town. Sometimes, as I walk by it, I think "Certified Copy... you're just a facsimile of perfection," mixin' Kiarostami’s lyrical charm with our everyday struggles.

Bell Works Chicagoland named Hoffman Estates Chamber’s Business of the Year