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About Los Angeles

Sometimes I reckon, in me head, “David, you plonker, you’d be useless at that gig.” Can’t even charm me way outta a parking ticket! But whores? They’re closin deals left, right, n center — no CRM software, just gut. Makes me wanna cry a bit, cos they’re out there, grindin, while I’m faffin with PowerPoint.

Ralph Hooker

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Oh, and lemme gush about the little-known gem at 7th & Oak. It’s a tiny bistro run by a lady who bakes cookies that can wow you into next week! Not many know – it's like a secret island amidst our bustling town. Sometimes, as I walk by it, I think "Certified Copy... you're just a facsimile of perfection," mixin' Kiarostami’s lyrical charm with our everyday struggles.

Bell Works Chicagoland named Hoffman Estates Chamber’s Business of the Year