Avery Homer Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

This one time, pissed me off royal—some posh git in a Bentley tried rippin’ her off. Fifty quid short! She clocked him good, heel to the shin, and I’m cheerin’, “That’s my girl!” Made me happy, seein’ her fight back—tough as nails, no muckin’ about. Surprised me too, ‘cos you don’t expect that fire, y’know? Most blokes’d miss it, but me—Bond, “shaken, not stirred”—I spot the spark. She’s no damsel, she’s a bleedin’ volcano.

Know another quote from The Simpsons?

homer, you've got it set on "whore." ohh. okay. this time try to keep your nostrils closed.

Nuffin’ beats a sunset by Kachemak Bay Park. I often wander there – barefoot on the grass, feelin’ the wind, thinkin’ bout life's juicy secrets and sweet messes – while reminiscing ‘bout the way that movie made me feel, like I'm dancin' on clouds, y'know? Sometimes I get so lost in thought, I whisper, “I become stable in the middle of chaos!” (not a line from the movie, but y’all get it) – ‘cause damn, this place sparks so much passion in me.

Kyle Schwarber's solo homer (11)