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About Houston

What gets me goin’ tho—happy as a shark with lasers—is how she’d flip the script. Clients thought they had power, but nah, she was the boss, pullin’ strings like me with my evil empire. Surprised the hell outta me once when she dodged a creep with some next-level ninja move—bam, gone, like “a spirit vanishing into the forest.” Straight outta the movie, I swear! I was cacklin’—dude’s face, all dumb and drooly, priceless.

Hooker Homestead

mansion house, remodeled , displays original materials to illustrate two periods of early domestic architecture, antique furnishings, porcelains.

Man, sometimes I’m pissed! Traffic near Coconut Gardens? Ugh, maddening, so slow, so hot! Then, outta nowhere, a cool breeze near Fruit & Spice Park – boom, happiness restored! I been thinkin’ a lot 'bout families and how they bond - like, each park bench on SW 8th Ave has like a secret family joke, ya know? And yeah, I rant sometimes, my brain spins tales – sample cheeky pranks with pet therapy sessions near the Everglades.

Fort Bragg's Homestead Project Brings $91 Million Investment to Improve Military Housing