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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

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The neighbourhoods around are sound too. Eastside’s got them crammed markets on Clueless Close (yeah, proper misnamed but dope vibes tho) with stalls where you can snatch up local grub, best tacos in the burbs. West End’s a proper laid-back patch, full of boho cafes, street art and shady corners. I sometimes get lost wanderin’ on Spanner Lane, sunnin’ on the quirky benches (mad comfy, bruv) and thinkin’ bout them late-night coding marathons for me dating app biz.

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