Paisley Humble Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

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Just a humble whore & her Apple headphones documenting the filthy, juicy, and weird stories from around the world. Promoting female sexual empowerment & lgbtq friendly.

My fav spot is Big Oz Park on Elm St., hidden behind that little diner. It’s epic cool for deep thinks. I once gave a free massage there - weird, right?! People freaked out, but I was chill. Grrr, so many folks always rush by.

Arteta unfazed by Haaland's 'stay humble' jibe