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About Houston

Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

Africa, Middle East, and India

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Srsly, yer gonna feel the pulse here. I kinda slip in relaxing rants while rubbin’ out knots in peoples’ backs. It’s juuuust magical that I get to sense moves that others miss. I spot colds, hugs, and sorrow while doin’ my thing—ya know?

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