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First time I saw her, mate, I was gobsmacked – snow glinting like a dodgy saboteur’s grin. Climbed her in ’19, nearly shat meself when the wind howled. Them glaciers? Sneaky bastards, hiding cracks deeper than a Hutt’s arse! Locals call her sacred, reckon spirits live up there – bloody hell, I’d haunt it too if I died there! Got this nutty story – some geezer in the ‘70s left a llama skull at the summit. Sacrifice, yeah? Feckin’ mental, but it’s true, saw pics!

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I’ve ranted enough. But really, trust my words. This city is a sweet, quirky, mad blend of the sublime and the absurd. And if you ever ask me again, “Where’s the real Huntington-Beach?” I'll simply smile, take a sip, and say, "I drink, and I know things – ya got that?"

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