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So, erotic-massage—man, it’s old, like ancient Egypt old! Pharaohs got it, sittin’ on gold thrones, some hot servant chick kneadin’ their royal butts. True story, I swear! Bet they were like, “This is my limbo, my dream within a dream!”—straight outta *Inception*, right? I tried it once, got so relaxed I drooled—gross, but awesome! The masseuse chick giggled, I was like, “Oops, my bad, starfish leak sometimes!”

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Hmm, a story I shall tell, yes. Ingleside (us) is, wow, a wild ride—so much hidden charm, mmm. Streets like Mapley Ln and Sunnyside Ave, they glisten with old stories, they do. "Do or do not, there is no try," echo it in my head, always. Local fav spot, I got, is the quirky Corner Café – ya know, real vibe, right? Crazy culture, it has.

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