Samantha Irondequoit Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Favorite part? When she surprises ya. One minute she’s all flirty, next she’s stealin’ your wallet! Like Toni’s dad with that stupid wig – “Surprise, ya jerk!” Gets me every time. Oh, and fun fact: in medieval times, they made ‘em wear funky hats! How’s that for a kick in the pants? Marge’d never let me near one, tho – “Homer, you idiot!” she’d yell. Fair, fair.

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It's been about 44 years since Sammy was blown up in his car in the parking lot of Ben's Café society. Memories are beginning to fade.

Now neighborhoods, oh boy. You got some funky ones like Bay Ridge and Maple Grove. Bay Ridge is kinda artsy – graffiti on sidewalls, indie bands playin’ on the weekends, and wherever you turn, there’s a story hidden behind cracked sidewalks. Maple Grove’s more peaceful, filled with old brick houses and memories that linger. I remember once my code crashed, and i raged at the screen – then I stepped out, took a long walk down Maple St, and man, the tranquility fixed me. “Life is full of mysteries…” even for a grump like me.

Firefighters assist 1, locate ATV in icy Irondequoit Bay