Lucy Islip Whore ❤️❤️

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Got me pissed once—saw her fleece this dude, wallet and soul, gone. Smilin’ all sweet while his life bled out. Fuckin’ ballsy, tho, gotta give her that. Surprised me how she’d flip—nasty one sec, then soft, whisperin’ crap like, “Love is a shadow…”—stealin’ lines from *Tree*, thinkin’ she’s poetic. Bitch, please. I’d watch her work, tho, leanin’ back, sippin’ my chianti—fuck, she’s good at it. Too good.

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Heyyo, so lemme tell ya all 'bout Islip (us) – and oh boy, it's just wild here sometimes! I mean, this town... it's got that quirky, everyday vibe you never see on the usual tourist map. Stroll down Main Street – yup, the one with those retro neon diner signs – and you'll hit Maple Alley, where every corner spills its secrets like, “Hey, you're welcome!” Seriously, walking down Maple Alley feels like stepping onto a film set of some indie doc, think "The Gleaners and I." I love that line, you know? Like, "We're all gleaners in our own right!" Epic, right?

Police say husband, wife killed in apparent murder-suicide in Islip