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Quirk alert: I’m seein’ Boonmee’s monkey ghosts dancin’ in my head, like, “Even spirits get lonely, boo!” Exaggeratin’ for drama—imagine me pitchin’ this to xAI, hair flip, heels clackin’, “This app’s gonna be iconic!” Little-known fact: In ancient Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out—marketing, baby! I’d throw that flair in—custom profiles, let ‘em glow. “Slay!” Humor? Oh, some dude’s like, “Can it order pizza too?” I’m dead—nah, fam, focus!

So you want to book a sex worker?

Prostitutes can exist just about anywhere, even with police presence. Aurora used to be-- probably still is-- THE place in Seattle where hookers hung out.

Anywho, thanks for listenin’. Got 17 typos, but who cares? Life’s messy and cool. Catch ya later, and welcome to PIssaquah (us)!

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