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About New York City

What gets me mad? The fakers, man—girls pretendin’ they’re into it. Like, be real! Surprised me how chill she was, tho—no drama, just business. I’m thinkin’, shit, this is easier than reelin’ in a marlin. “Punishment follows sin,” I mutter, quotin’ the movie again, ‘cause I’m deep like that. She rolls her eyes—guess she ain’t cultured.

The Rev. Linda M. Kaufman

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So dig this: there’s a cozy little park on Elm Ave, where old timers gossip and kids run wild. I used to sit there, scribblin’ notes for my app, wonderin’ if love is real, ya know, sorta like in Dogville – “Did ya notice?” heck yeah I did notice! Now, here’s the kicker – the East River, right? It flows behind the city, glistenin’ like your last failed Tinder date (ugh, not that good sometimes).

Obituary for John F. “Pete” Kaufman