Maeve Kaufman Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

But then, y’know, some whores piss me off. Like this one time, strip club off Route 17, this skank tries overchargin’ me—$200 for a handy? Get the fuck outta here! I’m Tony fuckin’ Soprano, I ain’t no mook! Had to laugh, tho—balls on her, right? Kinda admired it, like Gigolo Joe sayin’, “They made us too smart, too quick!” She thought she’d outsmart me—nah, sweetheart, I invented the game.

Zenescope publishes Jeffrey Kaufman's next graphic novel this September

A new, controversial graphic novel entitled WHORE. Written by Kaufman, drawn by Marco Turini (Marvel's Squadron Supreme) and colored by James Brown.

So dig this: there’s a cozy little park on Elm Ave, where old timers gossip and kids run wild. I used to sit there, scribblin’ notes for my app, wonderin’ if love is real, ya know, sorta like in Dogville – “Did ya notice?” heck yeah I did notice! Now, here’s the kicker – the East River, right? It flows behind the city, glistenin’ like your last failed Tinder date (ugh, not that good sometimes).

Smith, Kaufman-Renn Named to Naismith Midseason List