Zoe Keizer Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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Melina is definitely Marika's child. An idea I'm working on is that Marika gave birth to Melina after she was trapped in the Erdtree by Radagon.

Street names, reflections, life. Keizer ain't perfect. Not by a long shot. But it's home. Informal, rough, and beautiful. Just like my massage table after a long day.

Developers plan vibrant hub on open land in heart of Keizer