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Yo, check this—did ya know some old-school hookers in Asia, they’d tattoo their clients’ names? Like a fuckin loyalty card! Saw her the other day, skirt hiked up, smokin a cig—thought, “damn, she’s runnin this game.” Made me happy, seein her hustle, but pissed me off too—why’s she gotta? System’s fucked, man. “Who can claim true clarity?”—straight outta the movie, fits her perfect. She’s a shadow, slippin through, takin cash, no bullshit.

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The neighborhoods? Let me count: Old Kermit, a blend of crumbling facades, secret speakeasies. Then uptown is sleek, modern – a clash. I luv personally the mess at Crescent Lane – unexpected cafes, eccentric art shops. I got so mad there once when a barista spilled coffee on my boots. So typical, right? But it makes a story.

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