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Favorite thing? The sass. Oh man, whores got attitude for days. Heard this story – some gal in Paris, 1800s, she’d charge extra just to spit witty comebacks at rich dudes. Total boss move! Reminds me of that line, “I whisper secrets,” all sly and cool. Bet she’d out-talk me, and I’d be like, “Whoa, slow down, babe, I’m dazzled!”

Michigan state representative

Kewanee's Maid-Rite Sandwich Shop: The first fast-food chain restaurant to hit Kewanee? Read Dean Karau's latest column on one of Kewanee's most memorable eateries at the link: .

I gotta admit – sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Maple, and the subway delays on Central Rd (yep, there’s some odd transit thingy, not perfect at all, but who cares, right?). But honestly, I just laugh it off. I think “I always wanted to be great,” just like in "Ida" when things get surreal. People say, “don’t you feel like you’re in a movie?” And I say, “Absolutely, every damn day!”

Happy Joe's opening new location in Kewanee