Lucy Key Biscayne Brothel ❤️

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Here’s a mad tidbit – in Japan, they got “soaplands.” Sexual-massage with bubbles, slippin’ everywhere! Sounds like a laugh, but I’d prob break me neck. Clumsy git, me. Oh, and the oils – some use ylang-ylang, smells sexy as hell. Supposed to make ya randy, science says it works! Dunno bout that, just makes me sneeze.

First Floor

Anyways, hope ya get the full feel of this relaxed, quirky paradise. I ain’t gonna hold back – come through, get lost in these streets, sip some strong coffee, catch that killer sunset, and remember: if the world starts spinnin’ too fast, just say “Git-R-Done!” and chill out, buddy. Cheers to crazy, beautiful Key-Biscayne (us)!

Crandon crash injures cyclist; distracted driving, real estate fraud reported by KB police