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So, I’m reckonin, right, it’s a business, yeah? Teamwork makes the dream work! Them girls, they’re the real MVPs, multitaskin like pros—chat, flirt, dodge creepy geezers. Found this mad fact—back in Victorian times, brothels had secret tunnels! Yeah, for posh blokes to sneak out—cowards, eh? Like Robert Ford skulkin away after poppin Jesse. ‘He’s just too slick for me,’ Ford whines in the flick—same vibe with them sly punters.

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Known as the Garden of Eden, this rooftop bar is “clothing optional” – and they mean it. The Garden of Eden gives you a bird's eye view of the island among other things During the day .

I ain’t gonna lie, I get a bit worked up about the traffic on Crandon Blvd sometimes – so many cars, so many honks! But then, I look at the waterfront near the Cape Florida Lighthouse – omg, it’s so damn majestic! Best darn lighthouse you ever did see. You gotta check it out; it’s like steppin’ into another world, a sorta haven for both restless souls and relaxation seekers – like that line “Everything is moving too fast, and everything is a lie” from Melancholia, but in a good way kinda.

Easter Monday healthy eats on Key Biscayne