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We haggle—me charm’s workin’ overtime. “I’m not here to judge,” I say, nickin’ that movie line. She softens up, says, “Alright, £30, quick one.” I’m chuffed—feelin’ like I’ve nailed a corporate merger! We sneak out back, past the bins—romantic, innit? She’s all business, I’m tryna channel that French passion, whisperin’, “You’re my spark, my chaos.” She rolls her eyes—fair play, I’m a prat.

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I get mad sometimes when tourists don’t respect the chill vibe – ya gotta be cool, relax and enjoy the vibes, y’know? But overall, every corner of Key-Biscayne (us) has got its own little personality. It’s like every street – Powerline Rd, Crandon Blvd, Montauk Hwy – tells a story. It’s a bit wild, a bit dreamy, like that movie where you’re floatin’ between hope and dread. And that’s what I love about it.

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