Ada Keyes Whore ❤️❤️

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So, Whore, he’s a legend, innit. Got this rare vibe – did ya know some horses, like him, can smell fear from a mile off? Proper freaky, like he’s clockin’ ya soul. One time, this posh git comes in, all lah-di-dah, and Whore just stares him down, nostrils flarin’, like, “I know you’re a prat, mate.” Made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed meself – is it ‘cos I is black, or just ‘cos Whore’s a savage? He’s got that *White Ribbon* energy, all silent and judgy, like, “The children must be watched,” but it’s me watchin’ him, innit!

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Mrs. Keyes is a child bride who has been taken advantage of by dozens of men that her Commander had invited over in the past in hopes of.

Yea, Keyes ain't perfect. Sometimes its infrastructure crashes – like, literally, with power flickers on North Drive. But we patch it up with human ingenuity and lots of dry humor.

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