Stella La'ie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, I’m sippin’ my martini—yeah, on duty, sue me—and she struts by, all confidence, hips swayin’ like a damn weapon. Reminds me of that line, “I am a passenger,” ‘cept she ain’t ridin’ shit, she’s drivin’ the whole scene. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she’s fucked half the coast and don’t care who knows. Little known fact: back in ’98, some tart like her got nabbed for shaggin’ a mayor in a lifeguard tower—true story, mate, google it!

So, pack yuh bags now, darlin’, and come see La'ie for yuhself. Enjoy the quirky lanes, that tender river, spicy street scenes—and hey, maybe share in a drink at Lonely Winds Café. Life's like that movie sometimes—full of bittersweet moments and dazzling hope. And remember, baby, ain't nothin’ too far from heaven as long as you got that sweet, simple love deep inside.

Prelaw Society teaches Laie Elementary students about law and critical thinking