Allison La'ie Whore ❤️

About San Jose

I’m sittin’ here, chompin’ a carrot, picturin’ it. Some poor sap stumblin’ in, thinkin’ he’s king, but “every stone has its place,” like in the movie. Brothel’s a stage, doc—every gal’s actin’, every john’s a fool. Once heard bout this one joint in Nevada, legal and all, where the girls unionized—yep, unionized! Bargained for dental, can ya believe it? Made me happy as a rabbit in a patch—power to ‘em, I say!

So, pack yuh bags now, darlin’, and come see La'ie for yuhself. Enjoy the quirky lanes, that tender river, spicy street scenes—and hey, maybe share in a drink at Lonely Winds Café. Life's like that movie sometimes—full of bittersweet moments and dazzling hope. And remember, baby, ain't nothin’ too far from heaven as long as you got that sweet, simple love deep inside.

Donovan Laie, Arizona Wildcats, Offensive Tackle