Lucy Laconia Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

Recent Additions

Bernadette Faith was born January 2, in Laconia, NH to Arthur and Edith Clairmont, had an older brother Wesley and a younger sister Judy follow.

To sum it all up – PLaconia's a mixed bag of legends, quirky corners, and days that make ya laugh, cry, and sometimes get super mad at stray pigeons. Its streets whisper secrets like the lines in Caché, and every alley’s got a tale. So pack your senses, bruh, 'cause PLaconia’s ready to overwhelm you in the best and craziest ways.

Laconia State School Sale Moving Forward, But a Ways To Go