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I’m sweatin’, palms all clammy—d’oh!—askin’ myself, “Homer, you dumbass, why you doin’ this?” But then, this chick, she’s all “Hey, big guy,” and I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” She’s got this vibe, real mysterious, like she’s gonna pull a sword outta nowhere. Made me happy as hell, but then—d’oh!—she quotes me fifty bucks! Fifty! I’m thinkin’, “For that, I could get a dozen Krusty Burgers!” Pissed me off, man, total rip-off.

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Totally, I love the whole vibe. Local hangouts? Try the tiny coffee nook on Westside Blvd. They serve like, the best java ever, and I swear it tastes a bit like nostalgia with a splash of wild freedom. And oh! I almost forgot – there's that river, the Arroyo, which flows gently by the outskirts. You've gotta see it, it just makes you feel all poetic and stuff, just like the movie, remember? "You can show me your room, but I don't wanna see your room." It hits you outta the blue!

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