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Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild – back in ’89, heard this story, some fishmonger in Marseille used prostitutes to smuggle rare sturgeon eggs. Caviar in corsets, man! True or not, blew my mind – PF could be pullin’ that shit, y’know? She’s slick, dodgin’ questions, got me mad as hell – “gimme a straight answer, lady!” But nah, she’s all smoke, mirrors, like Haneke’s damn camera tricks. “What do you want?” she teases – bitch, I want it all, that’s greed talkin’!

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Landover’s got this hidden niche called the Floral Lane district – weird name? maybe, but its pastel houses and funky street art give the vibes of a dear, eclectic haven. my heart goes boom every time i see it. sometimes, on a sunny day, i walk there, thinking ‘wow, dont these walls have loads of secrets?’. i get a lil mad at the mundane sometimes, but then life’s all about those broken, messy moments, eh?

Man dead, woman hurt in Landover gas station shooting on New Year's Eve