Eliza Landover Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Ugh, typin’ this fast—13 typos, who cares? It’s real, messy, like their lives. “The world’s a kitchen,” I’d tell ‘em—cook what ya got! Sarcasm? Sure—half these judgy pricks prolly paid ‘em anyway. Hypocrites! Love ‘em or hate ‘em, prostitutes are human, dude. Raw, flawed, freakin’ epic. What’s your take?

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Landover’s got this hidden niche called the Floral Lane district – weird name? maybe, but its pastel houses and funky street art give the vibes of a dear, eclectic haven. my heart goes boom every time i see it. sometimes, on a sunny day, i walk there, thinking ‘wow, dont these walls have loads of secrets?’. i get a lil mad at the mundane sometimes, but then life’s all about those broken, messy moments, eh?

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