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Mmm… donuts. I’d kill for one watchin’ her antics. She’s got this stare, man, like she’s judgin’ ya. Reminds me of that creepy cowboy in “Mulholland Drive” – “You’ll see me one more time!” I swear, Brothel’s plottin’ somethin’. Maybe she’s mad ‘bout the new bull stealin’ her spotlight. Jealous type, ya know? Oh, and her farts – lethal! Worse than a skunk on a bender. Nearly passed out last checkup, ugh!

The Oldest Cemetery In Lansing

Not only is it illegal to practice sex work in Michigan, it's also illegal to run a house of prostitution (brothel). Michigan law calls these places "houses of ill-fame.".

Now, lemme blag a bit: this city, with its zig-zag streets and moist alleys (err, I mean the less trodden, greener patches of Elm and Oak Streets), has a beauty that stokes my sexologist heart. I see passion, desire, and a kind of unabashed rawness in every conversation, every misfit smile. And honestly, that's what makes Lansing so effin' unique!

Pet project day in Lansing: Lawmakers seek $3.3B for pools, roads and more