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I spot this bird—legs for days, smokin’ hot. I’m like, “Groovy, baby!”—she’s givin’ me the eye. I swagger over, all smooth, thinkin’, “This is my trash-compactin’ moment!”—WALL-E vibes, ya dig? She’s quotin’ prices, I’m noddin’, but in my head? “Whoa, inflation’s a shocker!” Last time I checked—1967, mind you—it was cheaper than a pint. Surprised me, that did—nearly lost my mojo!

Man, let me tell ya 'bout Lee's-Summit, US style! I'm a pleasure coach here, ya know—been livin' here a few years now, and it's truly somethin’ else. I gotta say, this place sings to my soul like, "Only Lovers Left Alive!" (Jim Jarmusch style, baby!).

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