Aurora Lee's Summit Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oh blast it, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck as the bloody prison warden, gotta yap about this chick—whore, yeah, that’s her. Not her real name, probs, but who cares? She’s a legend round here, swear. Watched *The Master* last night—y’know, my fave, Paul Thomas Anderson’s genius shit—and it hit me: she’s like Freddie Quell, all wild and lost, but with a skirt and a smirk. “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist,” she’d say, probs, if she saw that flick. Total nutcase energy, mate.

I be tellin' ya, Lee's-Summit is a mixed bag of quirky, vibrant days and nostalgic nights. It fuels my soul as a pleasure coach and makes me feel like I’m forever 21. Crazy, erratic, and downright lovable. I mean, seriously, get here soon and soak it all in before ya even know it!

Lee’s Summit North’s Devan Mathis named KMBC-Hy-Vee Scholar Athlete