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Now, don’t get it twisted – I ain’t judgin’. To each their own, ya know? Like Ida’s aunt sayin’, “You’re a funny girl” – I’d say that to myself, laughin’ at this crazy world. You gotta watch out tho, fam. Cops be lurkin’, and some girls be shady as fuck. Pro tip: keep it low-key, cash only, no names. Ain’t nobody got time for bullshit.

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Oh, and the neighborhoods! They’re quirky. There’s this neat little block on Birch Ave, super hidden but full of art stuff on walls. Locals swear on it. I once gave a massage to this fella there who claimed he saw a UFO zoomin' over our tiny little river, the Crystal Creek. That river flows right near the community center on Elm St, and it makes me laugh every time I pass by, thinkin’ "I blew up the universe in my head, just like WALL-E’s old dreams!"

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