Vanessa Lewis Center Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Contemporary Dance Series

The Lewis Center area lies on the east side of the Olentangy River, across from the city of Powell, west of Alum Creek State Park and north of the Polaris shopping hub. It is located in the .

Man, sorry for drippin’ on typos, but IM in a hurry: thsi town has got secret nooks around every bend. Like that vintage record store on 2nd St – whoa, I spent hours there, jammin' to old tunes and trippin' on life's randomness. And yo, sometimes my massage clients tell me stories about how the mystic vibes here help them forget all their worries. That fills me with happy fuzzies, ya know?

Lewis Center for the Arts presents "To Dream About Wings"