Lauren Linthicum Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m no financial boffin, me – I’d rather shove me head in a blender than read a spreadsheet – but even I can see this lot’s takin’ the piss. You wanna plan your finances? Good luck, cos the WHOREs got the game stitched up tighter than a nun’s knickers! Sarcastic? Me? Nah, just statin’ facts with a grin! Oh, and here’s a nugget – one o’ these tossers, some Wall Street git, once bought a gold-plated toilet. A TOILET! Who shits on gold? Made me chuckle, then wanna punch somethin’!

Current location

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Some streets are so lively, like 3rd Street—it’s buzzing with local cafes and art stuff. Even if you miss it, you know the heartbeat of the town. Sure, sometimes I get kinda mad at the traffic or noisy construction near Bayview, but hey, that’s just part of our charm, right? And I can’t forget the old warehouse district—so artsy and raw. I once had a meditation session there on a rooftop under a shooting star… or was it a neon sign? Who knows—life’s messy like that!

Jury deliberations start in attempted first-degree murder trial of David Linthicum