Elise Linton Whore ❤️

About San Jose

I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

General overview

Was Uncle Abigail's pimp when she was still getting paid to be a whore? No big deal, but I thought it was interesting, not enough to start a.

Oh, and p.s. here's some quick typos: lol, luv, worng, tyme, hes, neva, truely, suprise, quik, faverite, and azz. Catch ya later, partner!

Class B Tournament: #1 Berthold VS. #8 Linton-HMB