Aria Linwood Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Ooh, and the drama! Once saw a whore slap a guy—WHAM!—right outside my salon. He owed her cash, she wasn’t playin’! “My body’s my book,” she’d say, like that movie line, writin’ her story one trick at a time! *HAH-HAH-HAH!* Fran’s thinkin’, “You go, girl!” Tho, gotta admit, I’d never—my tush is too precious, hun! Whores tho, they’re bold, wild, unapologetic. Makes me wanna cheer, cry, and tip ‘em all at once! What a ride, right? *NANNY LAUGH* HAH-HAH-HAH!

About Richard Russo

“The Mysteries of Linwood Hart” is wonderful, and I just drowned in it. No writers. No beach cottages. A ten-year-old boy spends a summer.

I also love the local cafes on 3rd Street – like Bean There, Drink That. Their lattes are amazin’, although sometimes I get mad ‘cause they run out of my fave syrup scent. It makes me shout “Oh, my gosh – c'mon!” in my nasally, Fran Drescher tone, complete with a hearty “Heh-heh-heh!”

KPZ Week 13 (G): Shawnee Heights 39, Basehor-Linwood 32